1. Isn't Proboscus Ladyscraper's label?

No. It's run by Dj Floorclearer with assistance (if you can call it that) from Ebola and Ladyscraper. Ladyscraper should have an artists pic on the front page but he doesn't - it would mess up the symmetry. And he's ugly.

2. Do you sign indie bands?

NO. Why do people keep sending us demos that sound like the sodding Cribs? Whats wrong with you people? Bah. Have you not ears?

3. Can I send you a demo (I assure you I am not an indie band, I make horrible electronic music, honest)?

Sure! We love demos. However we are really bad at being openly critical back at people. This is because we ae all musicians here (i.e. oversensitive, useless bastards). If you send a demo and we don't like it we probably won't reply. Anyway our budget is totally microscopic so we probably won't be able to work with you (unless your like the messiah or something). But we like getting em' all the same. Makes us feel relevent-ish. Please email to get the address.

4. Can you send me some music for free please?

Seriously, fuck off. With bells on.

5. How did Floorclearer get so fat?

Pies.